I saw this article today and thought I’d share with you my thoughts on this type of list.
<<Seriously, what is going on in this picture?
20 Common Symptoms of ADD & ADHD in Women
Difficulty with Boring, Repetitive Tasks
MC: Because men with ADD or ADHD don’t do this. Their symptoms are all related to something sexual I’m sure.
MC: First of all – are there people who excel at this? Accountants maybe? Compliance lawyers? On second thought, I guess there are. I am so sorry that you are good at boring, repetitive tasks. But I’m glad you exist because according to this article I have difficulty with them. You would also think that the writer of this ADHD article would have shortened it to like 5 common symptoms instead of 20 because I’m SO not going to read any further. BORING.
Difficulty Making Decisions
MC: This is true. The article talks about how there are like 209857104985 different types of milk. Soy, Fat free, 1%, 2%, chocolate, chocolate soy, lactose free chocolate soy 1%, vanilla skim, grande vanilla soy latte, mocha latte, double tall mocha with whipped cream…I think I’ll just get a regular coffee. Do you have Pike? You have Blonde, Verismo, Verona…My Sharona! Who’s named Sharona anyway. That’s such a dumb name.
Difficulty Sitting Still
MC: Okay this is also true. I bounce on an exercise ball. All day. LPP, who sits across from me, doesn’t seem to mind. Wonder why.
Difficulty Falling Asleep and Waking Up the Next Morning
MC: Getting me into bed isn’t that difficult. GET IT? I’m a slut!! Just kidding. My friend Holly though? Total slut.
Starting Projects but Seeming Unable to Finish Them
MC: Whatever, I totally don’t…
Seems helpful but looks too boring and repetitive