Author: Mother Cusser/Friday, April 19, 2013/Categories: Cussing
GO READ THIS RIGHT NOW. You might have to cut and paste it. Figure it out.
http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you-will-ever-read
A tear came to my eye upon reading this work of art. I agree with this girl that being lame is the kiss of death for a sorority. I hope they do not punish her for this letter - she was doing their reputation a favor by stepping up and telling the sisters exactly what to do and why.
Sorority girl - stand strong - Mother Cusser is in your corner and the Cussers and I will happily punt for you any day.
- Mother Cusser
PS - Will you marry me?
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