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Inspirational saying ideas for you to pass around Facebook
D – Dumb
R –Really, dumb
A - AND it always involves
M – Mostly woman
A – Assholes
When a possum moves into your crawl space and pulls down your HVAC pipe just remember that next time you will put your half pit bull dog in there and the screams of the dying possum will make you smile.
When you cough and you hear rattling, wheezing and firecracker noises in your lungs just breathe shallowly and call it “reactive airway disease” instead of asthma because insurance will go up if you call it asthma.
Laugh like you mean it.
When you accidentally refer to your rotund client and his tall, lean VP of Sales as Bert and Ernie right in front of their faces, laugh. But try not to cry from laughing so hard because they will think you are sad.
A bug bites boys’ head happily
Fleas or lice. Who knows?
Pass these around facebook or you will have bad luck for 907 years and you also might win a free ipad.
Mother Cusser has all of the answers.