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Is Flag Football Safe for Kids?

Is Flag Football Safe for Kids?

Yes. But it's not safe for their fathers.

<< Unless you're the Dad. In that case - wince, blink back the tears and cry when you get to the doctor.

Tuesday, February 4, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (2202)/Comments (3)/
Stop calling me Mommy.  My name is MOTHER.

Stop calling me Mommy. My name is MOTHER.

Mother Cusser is sick of the Mommy Wars

<<You want a Mommy War? I'll show you a Mommy War.

Thursday, January 23, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (1993)/Comments (0)/
From Miley to Mercy 2

From Miley to Mercy 2

Have you heard Britney's new song?

<<It's not a kid friendly song.  But when your girls are old enough I hope it's not too late for them to do what Britney says.  
Friday, October 4, 2013/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (14232)/Comments (7)/
Don't let the terrorists win.

Don't let the terrorists win.

Translation: Keep buying crap from QVC, eating french fries and writing hilarious blogs.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (2161)/Comments (0)/
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