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I fell in love with a Gecko.

I fell in love with a Gecko.

And then he died.

<<Don't knock it until you try it.

Monday, May 5, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (2119)/Comments (2)/
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Is Flag Football Safe for Kids?

Is Flag Football Safe for Kids?

Yes. But it's not safe for their fathers.

<< Unless you're the Dad. In that case - wince, blink back the tears and cry when you get to the doctor.

Tuesday, February 4, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (2270)/Comments (3)/
Stop calling me Mommy.  My name is MOTHER.

Stop calling me Mommy. My name is MOTHER.

Mother Cusser is sick of the Mommy Wars

<<You want a Mommy War? I'll show you a Mommy War.

Thursday, January 23, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (2051)/Comments (0)/
It's a small world after all...

It's a small world after all...

But that doesn't mean I'm going to be nicer.

<<If it was THAT big of a world, you really think it would fit on this guy's arm??  

Thursday, January 2, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (1191)/Comments (2)/
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Daaaaance the night away!

Daaaaance the night away!

And by "night" I mean 30 minutes. And by "dance" I mean endure an overbearing sales pitch.

<<I always find it weird that Van Halen wrote a song called, "Dance the night away."  Who all out just dances to Van Halen music?

Wednesday, December 18, 2013/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (28879)/Comments (2)/
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