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Who is Mother Cusser?

Who is Mother Cusser?

You think you know?

<<While that may not be an exact replica of my body, it is definitely one of my hair.

Friday, April 11, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (1610)/Comments (1)/
Categories: CussingDIVORCE...
Have Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Changed the Face of Divorce?

Have Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Changed the Face of Divorce?

Mother Cusser is Consciously Considering Her Answer

<<What will Ike be without Mike?  Probably happy.

Friday, March 28, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (6222)/Comments (0)/
Mammograms should be called SLAMograms.

Mammograms should be called SLAMograms.

Because they hurt.

<<Oh well THAT looks comfortable!

Tuesday, February 25, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (1462)/Comments (2)/
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Mother Cusser's Guide To Getting You Action This Valentine's Day

Mother Cusser's Guide To Getting You Action This Valentine's Day

Step one: Do not cut a hole in the box.

<<Even if she really, really, really needs an extra phone charger, this is not a Valentine's gift that will get you ANY action.  

Monday, February 10, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (1343)/Comments (0)/
Categories: CussingDIVORCE...
Valentine's Day - Because She Has To.

Valentine's Day - Because She Has To.

Or at least that's the way it used to be. Mother Cusser takes on a radio host who thinks Valentine's Day is courtship for fourth graders.

<<This is the typical amount of candy that kids get during school Valentine's parties.  But add in cupcakes.  Oh yeah and cookies.  And brownies too.  I bet the teachers just love it.  

Saturday, February 8, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (3763)/Comments (12)/
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