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Mother Cusser's Guide To Getting You Action This Valentine's Day

Mother Cusser's Guide To Getting You Action This Valentine's Day

Step one: Do not cut a hole in the box.

<<Even if she really, really, really needs an extra phone charger, this is not a Valentine's gift that will get you ANY action.  

Monday, February 10, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (3461)/Comments (0)/
Categories: CussingDIVORCE...
Tags: humor blogmother cussermommy blogvalentine's dayvalentine's gift ideas
Valentine's Day - Because She Has To.

Valentine's Day - Because She Has To.

Or at least that's the way it used to be. Mother Cusser takes on a radio host who thinks Valentine's Day is courtship for fourth graders.

<<This is the typical amount of candy that kids get during school Valentine's parties.  But add in cupcakes.  Oh yeah and cookies.  And brownies too.  I bet the teachers just love it.  

Saturday, February 8, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (12629)/Comments (12)/
Categories: CussingDIVORCE...Funny, funny, funny
Tags: schoolsLovevalentine's dayvalentinehot tubscandyban on candy
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