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Who is Mother Cusser?

Who is Mother Cusser?

You think you know?

<<While that may not be an exact replica of my body, it is definitely one of my hair.

Friday, April 11, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (2139)/Comments (1)/
Categories: CussingDIVORCE...
Congressman Vance McAllister, A drunk Mommy and someone with Polio walk into a bar....

Congressman Vance McAllister, A drunk Mommy and someone with Polio walk into a bar....

Just kidding - the person with Polio can't walk

<<Mother Cusser hears this, like, every day.  Today, I'm saying it right back-atcha.

Tuesday, April 8, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (12394)/Comments (1)/
How are bullies created?

How are bullies created?

Hint: The apple falls right next to the tree.

<<Kitty see, kitty do.

Monday, March 31, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (2115)/Comments (0)/
Mother Cusser's Five Rules for Exercise Etiquette

Mother Cusser's Five Rules for Exercise Etiquette

Hint: No Gorillas Allowed

<<Even though this gorilla is in good shape, she doesn't belong in my kickboxing class.
Monday, March 10, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (6591)/Comments (7)/
Spidertastrophe!

Spidertastrophe!

Spiders are scary and gross. And they follow me everywhere.

<<This is an actual photo of a spider that was in my car the other day.

Tuesday, February 25, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (1746)/Comments (0)/
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