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Mother Cusser's Five Rules for Exercise Etiquette

Mother Cusser's Five Rules for Exercise Etiquette

Hint: No Gorillas Allowed

<<Even though this gorilla is in good shape, she doesn't belong in my kickboxing class.
Monday, March 10, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (5043)/Comments (7)/
Spidertastrophe!

Spidertastrophe!

Spiders are scary and gross. And they follow me everywhere.

<<This is an actual photo of a spider that was in my car the other day.

Tuesday, February 25, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (1244)/Comments (0)/
Categories: Cussing95,748 Pets
Move Over June Cleaver!

Move Over June Cleaver!

There's a new TV mom in town.

<<Not really.

Monday, February 24, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (1524)/Comments (0)/
Mother Cusser's Guide To Getting You Action This Valentine's Day

Mother Cusser's Guide To Getting You Action This Valentine's Day

Step one: Do not cut a hole in the box.

<<Even if she really, really, really needs an extra phone charger, this is not a Valentine's gift that will get you ANY action.  

Monday, February 10, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (1343)/Comments (0)/
Categories: CussingDIVORCE...
Is Flag Football Safe for Kids?

Is Flag Football Safe for Kids?

Yes. But it's not safe for their fathers.

<< Unless you're the Dad. In that case - wince, blink back the tears and cry when you get to the doctor.

Tuesday, February 4, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (2309)/Comments (3)/
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