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My Mom is in jail on Mother's Day

My Mom is in jail on Mother's Day

But not because she did anything wrong.

And it's nothing that I did either.

Tuesday, May 6, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (2850)/Comments (6)/
Categories: Cussing
I fell in love with a Gecko.

I fell in love with a Gecko.

And then he died.

<<Don't knock it until you try it.

Monday, May 5, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (4060)/Comments (2)/
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The Goatee.

The Goatee.

The Fat Man's Spanx.

<< I know what would make him look thinner!  A goatee!

Wednesday, April 23, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (20620)/Comments (6)/
Categories: Cussing
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground?

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground?

Do you believe everything you hear?

<<You totally just tried it, didn't you?

Wednesday, April 16, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (4873)/Comments (4)/
Categories: Cussing
Who is Mother Cusser?

Who is Mother Cusser?

You think you know?

<<While that may not be an exact replica of my body, it is definitely one of my hair.

Friday, April 11, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (3329)/Comments (1)/
Categories: CussingDIVORCE...
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