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Would E.T. Have Survived Today?

Would E.T. Have Survived Today?

Only if he was saved by adults.

<< Anyone know 911 for outer space?

Tuesday, February 18, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (16647)/Comments (4)/
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Mother Cusser's Guide To Getting You Action This Valentine's Day

Mother Cusser's Guide To Getting You Action This Valentine's Day

Step one: Do not cut a hole in the box.

<<Even if she really, really, really needs an extra phone charger, this is not a Valentine's gift that will get you ANY action.  

Monday, February 10, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (1363)/Comments (0)/
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Valentine's Day - Because She Has To.

Valentine's Day - Because She Has To.

Or at least that's the way it used to be. Mother Cusser takes on a radio host who thinks Valentine's Day is courtship for fourth graders.

<<This is the typical amount of candy that kids get during school Valentine's parties.  But add in cupcakes.  Oh yeah and cookies.  And brownies too.  I bet the teachers just love it.  

Saturday, February 8, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (3850)/Comments (12)/
Is Flag Football Safe for Kids?

Is Flag Football Safe for Kids?

Yes. But it's not safe for their fathers.

<< Unless you're the Dad. In that case - wince, blink back the tears and cry when you get to the doctor.

Tuesday, February 4, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (2353)/Comments (3)/
I look down on people who refuse to shower.

I look down on people who refuse to shower.

Mother Cusser takes on an Ann Coulter-like feminist blogger who thinks you are a loser.

<<Ann Coulter loves to use the ole "quotes!"

Tuesday, January 28, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (21417)/Comments (14)/
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